The Anti-Coulter

Even though her vile, snide comment spewing mouth makes me fill with rage every time it opens, I am oddly attracted to the she-beast that calls itself Ann Coulter. Maybe its because I love women with long legs, and and an even longer neck (seriously, the woman looks like a giraffe with an adam's apple). At least I feel deep down shame when I do, but I periodically scroll through the pictures on her website.

There is one woman in the political world however that I am truly in love with, and I'm not afraid to say it and say it loud: I am in love with Maureen Dowd.